Your material insterests amount to Bombs, inventions and your red beverage. Being a Tech Wizard, you absolutely love throwing these fucking dangerous explosives at your enemies, of your tetrad assortment you have your typical BOMB's, Lobbable DYNAMITE STICKS, a few GRENADES, and then the most powerful of all, so powerful you haven't even found a good place to test it yet-- The HOLY HAND GRENADE, quite literally the most deadly and destructive bomb known to animal, old one, or otherwise.
Then ofcourse, there's your already obvious Obsession with RED CORDIAL, you have a massive stockpile of it in your garage from when supplies run dry. Speaking of Red Cordial, you have to go clean up that red power mess in the cellar. Even an animal as simple as Rolly saw that coming.
You're kinda glad the Red Cordial doesn't stay in your belly though, you have no idea what it could do if it was left to ferment.
You love this sugary red shit, even though its probably responsible for most of your problems; your bad hair day condition, your red color, and probably countless other stuff.
You also don't care. Atleast it makes you happy without having to have a drop of Alcohol, right?
You have no idea why it has such massive effects on you, anyone else who you have suggested trying it have said its mediocre sugary liquid.
Oh, there's also your FutureFone which you invented, its a computer in a phone, powered by all possible energy sources, solar, electric, petrol, nuclear, you name it. You generally don't utilize the latter two power sources unless in dire circumstances though. Pouring Petrol into the cap is messy, and Uranium is dangerous and expensive.
You are a decent inventor, most of your inventions are in other areas of the house though, you only keep your dangerous explosives and the Futurefone in your bedroom.
You are an Avid reader of the MSPaintAdventures webcomics, but thats already been revealed.
Oh, and you also enjoy 'getting' games, if you get a posted images inside joke, you win, if you are dumbfounded, you do not. You and your friends have all participated in this game you introduced.
I suppose its poster time.
Pep: Fondly regard posters.
