You attempt the naming game, though it isn't nesaccarily rude or vulgar. Pep applauds your relatively clever use of a cat pun in tandem with his personality and bad hair day look.
He does point out, that such a thing wouldn't even be a possible name, it is just two words, but good work nontheless.
He will now tell you his actual name to avoid us having to look at that creepy god damn grin again for a while.
Let weird red cat announce his name.
