Your name is Pep Cookiedoe, you are yet another odd coloured mammal in this bizarre world. You were very recently exploring the vast labrythine cellar beneath your house when you came upon the best treasure there is.
Red Cordial, ofcourse, you already know this, but to the extent of which you love this beverage is something you feel you must express.
This would be a good time to flip the page progession-ways and have a look into your weird array of interests.
Pep: Show em'.
